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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
Replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas
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le charisme
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 11:05pm | Edit Note | Delete
Le disciple est Evangeliste. « Quelles bonnes œuvres dois-je accomplir
pour étre accepté par Dieu ?
Comment puis-je le savoir? répond le Maître.
Ta Bible dit qu'Abraham pratiquait l'hospitalité et que Dieu
était avec lui.
Élie aimait prier et Dieu était avec lui.
David régnait sur un royaume et Dieu était avec lui.
Comment savoir ce que je dois accomplir?
Cherche, dans ton cœur, l'inclination la plus profonde, et suis-la. »
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tsssss
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Friday, July 10, 2009 at 1:30pm | Edit Note | Delete
ohatran'ny henointsika sy mahazatra fotsiny ireto filaza ireto nefa rehefa tena dinihina tsy lojika ihany: ohatra vitsivitsy:
-"Tay be ity" Hoy ianao rehefa mivoaka kakana: efa hita izao nama fa kakana no mivoaka ko tay be hono!... @ ahoooooona ara!
-le rehefa any @ Cinema na miara mijery tele na baolina.. ka misy but na sequence milay de mbola misy manontany iihany ny sasany " hitan la izy teo" ? HIJERY no atao any ko tsy hahita @ ahoana ary?
-Ho'zy le mpanao gazety hoe "afaka mametraka fanontaniana ve za"? : efa mametraka ange izy izay manontany izay e e!
-le eo @ arret ana bus na train dia mbola misy manontany ihany "efa tonga ve ny bus"? Raha efa tonga ve ny bus de mbola hitanao nitonatonana teto ihany ireo olona mijoro bedebe ireo fa tsy efa tany anaty bus ohatran zay!
-Le olona mamono tena de nisoty teo ambony tetezana teo tanjombato (nisy fotoana lamaody mihitsy an) dia avotra fa tsy maty .. de ao @ le ambulance lery sady le maka souffle iny no hozy hoe "saika maty aho kle!".... tsssssss... hamono tena anefa ny atondia!
-Fony zahako vo tao Ambositra voalohany dia nanontany olona ny lalana mankany @ tanana ambony za .. de ho'zy le karilahy: "MIAKATRA ilay FIDINAM-be io aloha io ianao" ... sady nihoatrahoatra loha ahoana an? dia mbola naveriny... Miaka ilay fidinambe hoa ianao
-Ny fomba rehefa tsy hainao ny lera manontany lera ka tsy hainao le fiteny de le tondrona fotsiny ny poignet an'ny tanana havia ( d'efa kopy ny pokona hoe manontany lera izay) fa mahagaga ahy fa indray mandeha izay fa raha poritra te hipipi za de notondroiko ny filahiako... fa tsy nety azon'ny olona ny zavatra notadiaviko... nefa hoe aiza ny Kabone r'ianona aaaa!
- mpahazo ahy matetika t@ za mbola nanao baolin: le olona nahita anao izao hoe vofingana ianao de nianjera: de mbola manontany ihany hoe " fa naninona ianao?" nefa hitany izao, ary izy ary no namingana @ io!....(nofinganin'ialahy ahako de nenjera.. ok?)
-Tany Bira: vaky pneu ny biskleta.. dia mbola anontaniany ihany hoe .. vaky pneu nga enao izany! pffffff
-Le mangala Paiso fahiny de ho'zy le mpanampy vavinay.. "raha mianjera eo ka tapa tongotra aza mihazakazaka aty amiko aty ary" ... Raha tapaka ve ny tongotro de mbola afaka hihazakazaka ihany ahako?
-@ 1 maraina misy akama miantso @ phone .... " allo....matory nga ialahy?" grrrrrrr
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Tess Rajaona
Tess Rajaona
ka ny ahy ny fone vonoiko am alina ny gsm io amzay tsy vohaelingelina
July 11 at 7:08am · Delete
Pierrot Ramarolahy
Pierrot Ramarolahy
mahita lazaina elah ty less ra ika kah
July 11 at 8:59am · Delete
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For the OLP..join the cause
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 at 8:13pm | Edit Note | Delete
Politicians Knocking At My Door
Heads of Nations Rotten to the Core
Tell Me How Are You Gonna Change the World
When You Haven't Got the Love
I Still Remember Your Promise From the Past
And Here You Are With Another That Wont Last
You Tell Me How You're Gonna Change the World
When You Haven't Got the Love
Don't Shake Me By the Hand
Pretend to Understand
To Get Into My Mind
You Got to Get Into My Groove
Step Into My Shoes
Come and Feel My Blues
To Comprehend My Life
You Got to Get Into My Groove
You Say You're Standing For the Hungry and the Weak
But Your Words Are As Hollow As the Glory That You Seek
Tell Me How You're Gonna Change the World
When You Haven't Got the Love
You Want the World to See Your Point of View
But Your Eyes Are Closed to the Pain We Must Undo
Tell Me How You're Gonna Change the World
When You Haven't Got the Love
Before You Tell the World About the Things That They Should Do
Stop and Take a Look What's Going On Inside of You
Divisions Are the Consequences of the Games You Play
Look Inside You
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Arimalala Sylviane
Arimalala Sylviane
Anhan! shrewd :P I join the cause too
July 2 at 2:35am · Delete
Rondro Volantsoa
Rondro Volantsoa
OLP ! OLP ! OLP ! OLP !
Thanx remembering me our cause :-)
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Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 11:53am | Edit Note | Delete
La mort n'est rien,
Je suis seulement passé, dans la pièce à côté.
Je suis moi. Vous étes vous.
Ce que j'étais pour vous, je le suis toujours.
Donnez-moi le nom que vous m'avez toujours donné,
Parlez-moi comme vous l'avez toujours fait.
N'employez pas un ton différent,
Ne prenez pas un air solennel ou triste.
Continuez à rire de ce qui nous faisait rire ensemble.
Priez, souriez,
Pensez à moi,
Priez pour moi.
Que mon nom soit prononcé à la maison comme il l'a toujours été,
Le fil n'est pas coupé.
Pourquoi serais-je hors de vos pensées, simplement parce que je suis hors de votre vue ?
Je ne suis pas loin, juste de l'autre côté du chemin.
(d'après un texte de St Augustin)
